June 2010


A Monthly Advice Column

This month: guest columnist Rose McGowan

Dear Sedaratives,

I was laid off a few months ago, and my severance check is bigger than I thought—enough to pay my rent and keep me in weed. Remind me why I should be looking for a new job?

B. Henderson
Grand Rapids, Mich.

Dear B,

Because eventually the severance pay will run out and you’ll have watched everything on TV and you won’t be able to afford cable or Netflix anymore and it will be the end of time so no new movies or TV shows will be produced, the weed will run out, and then you will die. So: Stay at it, B. Henderson! You go, America!


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Rose McGowan was born in Italy and has starred in multiple iconic films and television series, including Scream, Southie, Jawbreaker, The Black Dahlia, Death Proof, Planet Terror, and Charmed, to name just a few. She will next be seen in the feature film Conan.

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