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Immensely [NICE ADJECTIVE], this debut novel is the result of ten long [UNIT OF TIME] and an huge amount of [BODILY SECRETION], none of which [VERB] in the end. I haven’t read a more [WINE TERM] book since [OBSCURE FREUDIAN CASE STUDY]!

Despite such flaws, the novel succeeds as a [COOKING-RELATED GERUND] indictment of corporate [DEADLY SIN]—a vivid, [NEMATODE]-filled panorama. You’ll think twice before [MUNDANE ACTIVITY] again.

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