June 2012

Sedaratives

A Monthly Advice Column

This month: guest columnist Wyatt Cenac
Dear Sedaratives,

Aren’t baby monitors just an invasion of privacy?

Lenny Bamberger
Milwaukee, Wisc.

Dear Lenny,

If you’re a baby, then yes, they are an invasion of privacy. Find a baby-lawyer and sue your parents for everything they’re worth. The damages will probably wind up being equal to your college tuition minus the baby-lawyer’s fee, which means you’ll have to find another way to afford to go to Europe for the summer after graduation.

If you’re not a baby, that’s a creepy question, and perhaps babies should avoid you.

Wyatt

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Wyatt Cenac is a correspondent on the Daily Show. He released his first one-hour stand-up special, Wyatt Cenac: Comedy Person, last year. He has written for the Daily Show and Fox’s King of the Hill, and starred in the hit independent film Medicine for Melancholy, which was nominated for three Independent Spirit Awards in 2008.

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